Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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