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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt

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• (607): View more from New York

  please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already

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• (954): View more from Florida

  malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started

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• (631): View more from New York

  can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.

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  Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.

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