OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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