dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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