Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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