Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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