Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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