forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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