my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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