I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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