You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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