I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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