Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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