It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
COCAINE IS GR8
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
