i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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