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She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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