Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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