I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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