Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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