found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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