508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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