Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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