How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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