why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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