No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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