i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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