U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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