i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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