is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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