listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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