I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
is this the sara with the beer cane?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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