apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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