he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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