problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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