But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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