THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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