i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i drank out of a bidet.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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