do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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