Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He better not be in your backpack
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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