Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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