Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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