just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she peed on how many people?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
send nudes
from the living room?
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