he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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