yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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