I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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