did you get engaged???
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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