ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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