I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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