Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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