Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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