the new term for farting is butt boxing.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Sext me about skeletons
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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