She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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